Recently, Kevin Hayden asked for lists of all-time best movie comedies. So here’s my pick: I'll put Cameron Crowe’s Jerry McGuire on that list. Yes - I consider it a comedy. It's so funny it hurts. And, omg, there is not a bad performance in it. Rene Zellweger, Tom Cruise, Oscar winner Cuba Gooding Jr. And if they’re not enough, there’s Regina King! And that cute kid! And Kelly Preston, bless her heart! And of course the catch phrases. Crowe’s script rises to the level of legendary writing unmatched by anyone but maybe Tom Wolfe...
…and speaking of Tom Wolfe, here’s an excerpt of his review, along with a few others…
Tom Wolfe: “This film, my Friends, is not merely a story but a tableau vivant of our times, a phantasmagoria of ambition, love, and the quest for authenticity in the gilded age of professional sports. Cruise's Jerry Maguire, with his manic quest for redemption, is Ahab chasing his white whale through the tempestuous seas of the heart and commerce. Zellweger's Dorothy Boyd, the beacon in the fog of existential despair, offers sanctuary and salvation. Gooding's Rod Tidwell, in his unabashed quest for recognition and respect, embodies the American dream, refracted through the prism of prime time. And then there is Regina King, whose portrayal of Marcee Tidwell is a masterclass in subtlety and strength. It reminds us that behind every great man stands not just a great woman but a warrior queen, armed with the courage of her convictions and the unassailable might of her love.”
Woody Allen: “In Jerry Maguire, we're presented with a sports agent undergoing an existential crisis, which is like watching a fish complain about the wetness of water. The film attempts to tackle themes of love, success, and the quintessentially American pursuit of more while bouncing around its own self-importance's glossy surface. Tom Cruise performs with an earnestness that nearly makes you forget the plot's predictability. Nearly. It's a cinematic endeavor that strives to be more than the sum of its parts but ends up reminding us that sometimes, a movie is just a movie.”
Groucho Marx: “Jerry Maguire is a film where a man shouts ‘Show me the money!’ so many times, you'd think he was trying to rob a bank with a megaphone. And there's a love story too, featuring Tom Cruise and Renée Zellweger, which proves that in Hollywood, even the most improbable of couples can find happiness, provided they're both exceptionally good-looking. It's the kind of movie that's perfect for those who like their sports with a side of sap, or perhaps their sap with a side of sports. Either way, you'll get your fill.”
Martha Stewart: “Watching Jerry Maguire is akin to organizing a perfectly curated dinner party, only to have your guests prefer the simplicity of takeout pizza. Tom Cruise delivers a performance as refined as a hand-embroidered tablecloth, while Renée Zellweger adds a touch of homespun charm, reminding us of the beauty in simplicity. Cuba Gooding Jr. and Regina King, much like a well-paired wine and cheese, provide the necessary depth and texture to this cinematic feast. It's a film that, much like a meticulously planned event, reveals the unpredictable nature of human desires.”
David Attenborough: “In the rich ecosystem of Jerry Maguire, Regina King emerges as a standout species, demonstrating remarkable adaptability and resilience. Her portrayal of Marcee Tidwell is akin to observing a lioness in the wild – fiercely protective, undeniably strong, and imbued with a grace that belies her power. King navigates the terrain of her character's challenges with a naturalist's precision, making every moment she's on-screen feel essential, like the discovery of a rare and beautiful bird that commands one's attention simply by being. Her performance is a reminder of the intricate dance between strength and vulnerability, played out on the savannah of Hollywood.”
Lin-Manuel Miranda: “In the narrative symphony of Jerry Maguire, Regina King performs a solo that resonates long after the curtain falls. Her Marcee Tidwell is a harmony of strength, love, and resilience, sung with an authenticity that echoes the most poignant of ballads. King's performance is a masterful composition, blending notes of vulnerability and power in a melody that captures the heart. In a film crowded with voices clamoring to be heard, King's portrayal ensures that Marcee's voice is heard and felt, leaving an indelible mark on the audience's soul. She turns 'Jerry Maguire' into a song worth singing.”
Steve Jobs: “Jerry Maguire represents the kind of innovation we strive for in Silicon Valley. Tom Cruise’s character is the ultimate disruptor, challenging the status quo and invoking a paradigm shift in the sports management industry. Renée Zellweger’s role exemplifies intuitive design—simple, effective, and profoundly impactful. Cuba Gooding Jr.’s catchphrase, ‘Show me the money,’ echoes the startup world's relentless pursuit of funding, while Regina King’s performance is the ultimate user experience—seamless, powerful, and deeply resonant. This film is the iPhone of movies: a game-changer that redefines its category.”
Ian McKellen: “In the realm of Jerry Maguire, we observe a fellowship not unlike our own in Middle-earth. In the guise of Jerry, Tom Cruise embarks upon a quest for redemption and discovery that would daunt even the bravest of Hobbits. Renée Zellweger, as the steadfast Dorothy, wields her compassion like a shield, protecting the hearts of those around her. Cuba Gooding Jr., akin to a warrior crying out in the heat of battle, demands to see the color of his adversary's coin with a fervor that would make Gimli blush. Regina King, the silent sentinel, supports her kin with the strength and wisdom of Galadriel herself. Though set in a land far from the Shire, this tale speaks to the courage and fellowship that binds us all.”
Bill Nye: “Jerry Maguire is a fascinating study in the physics of human emotion. Tom Cruise’s portrayal of Jerry embodies the law of motion: for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, especially in matters of the heart and conscience. Renée Zellweger’s Dorothy is a testament to the gravitational pull of love, while Cuba Gooding Jr.’s Rod Tidwell illustrates the kinetic energy of ambition. Regina King’s performance adds a stabilizing force, proving that behind every great man, there's a woman with real power. This film is a reminder that even in the chaos of the universe, the most compelling force is human connection.”
Dorothy Parker: “They've gone and made a movie about a sports agent finding his soul, of all the pedestrian themes, and have called it Jerry Maguire. It's as though someone decided that what the world truly lacked was a lengthy sermon on the virtues of honesty, served on a bed of football and romance. Mr. Cruise does his level best to appear as a man on the brink of a great epiphany, but the real revelation is that the film manages to end without resolving whether it's a comedy, a drama, or an elaborate advertisement for the sports industry.”
Queen Elizabeth II: “One finds Jerry Maguire to be a most amusing spectacle, a veritable romp through the American sporting life. Mr. Cruise conducts himself with a vigor that is most commendable, while Ms. Zellweger brings a touch of grace and dignity to the proceedings. Mr. Gooding's exuberance, particularly his spirited exclamation for remuneration, is quite infectious. Ms. King, too, contributes a performance of considerable nuance. Altogether, they provide an experience as enriching as an afternoon tea, albeit with a decidedly American flavor.”
Nikola Tesla: “Observing Jerry Maguire, one is struck by the electromagnetic spectrum of human emotion it displays. Tom Cruise generates a high-frequency current of intensity and desperation, oscillating between peaks of success and valleys of despair. Renée Zellweger emits a soft, radiant glow of hope and love, illuminating the path forward. Cuba Gooding Jr. is the spark that ignites the story, his demands for recognition resonating like a Tesla coil, while Regina King provides the grounding force, a stabilizing influence amidst the tumultuous waves. This film is a testament to the invisible forces that bind us, much like the alternating currents that power our world.”
Mark Twain: “Upon witnessing Jerry Maguire, one is struck by the peculiar realization that the heart's desires—be they for gold or glory or love—can lead a man to both the pinnacle of happiness and the brink of despair. Mr. Crowe has concocted a tale so riddled with the human condition that one can't help but laugh at its audacity and nod in recognition of its truths. In his role as the titular character, Tom Cruise acts with the kind of fervor that suggests he's trying to outrun his own shadow. It's an amusing spectacle, if somewhat exhausting to behold.”
George Bernard Shaw: “In watching Jerry Maguire, one is treated to the spectacle of a man wrestling with the American Dream as if it were a particularly slippery eel. The film endeavors to be a critique of capitalist excess and a paean to the triumph of the human spirit, all wrapped up with a neat bow of romantic entanglement. Mr. Crowe, the director, has aimed his lance at the windmills of modern life, and while his tilt is commendable, one can't help feeling that the windmills might be the only ones truly enjoying the joust. Nonetheless, Tom Cruise delivers a performance that is earnest to the point of being evangelical, proving once again that sincerity is no substitute for subtlety.”
H.L. Mencken: “Jerry Maguire is a film that takes a long, hard look at the vacuous soul of American sports and, by extension, the American dream, then decides it would rather not offend anyone and opts for a group hug instead. Tom Cruise plays the eponymous hero, a sports agent with a sudden attack of conscience, with all the fervor of a revivalist preacher on the make. The film attempts to marry the cynicism of modern commerce with the earnestness of true love and ends up as confused as a chameleon on a Scottish plaid. It’s an amusing spectacle if one is able to suspend disbelief and tolerate the relentless optimism that coats the narrative like a thick layer of treacle.”
Mae West: “Honey, Jerry Maguire is the kind of film where the leading man keeps saying 'Show me the money,' but all I kept thinking was 'Show me something I haven't seen before.' Tom Cruise is as charming as a Saturday night out on the town, but the story's about as predictable as a preacher's sermon on Sunday morning. Still, there's a sweetness to it that ain’t all bad, kind of like a kiss from a beau who doesn't know his own strength. It's got its moments, darlings, but if you're looking for a real thrill, you might want to keep looking.”
Ring Lardner: “There's a film out there by the name of Jerry Maguire, which takes a hard swing at the world of sports agentry and, by some miraculous fluke, manages to hit something other than air. Playing the lead, Tom Cruise reminds me of a rookie who’s been told he’s the next big thing: eager, somewhat bewildered, and trying desperately not to drop the ball. The story itself weaves through the highs and lows of professional sports with the grace of a drunken infielder. It's a curious mix of sentimentality and cynicism, like a ballplayer who kisses his bat before striking out. Yet, amidst its meandering plot and saccharine romance, 'Jerry Maguire manages a few home runs – enough to make it a game worth sitting through, provided you’ve got no better offers.”
Oscar Wilde: “Jerry Maguire presents itself as a modern odyssey through the savage garden of American sports and romance, with Mr. Cruise playing the part of a bewildered Odysseus, albeit with better teeth. The film's mantra, 'Show me the money,' serves as a delightful inversion of the more traditional adages that extol virtue over vice. Yet, for all its attempts at depth, one cannot help but feel it is akin to dining on champagne and caviar in a room full of mirrors; the initial delight quickly gives way to a sense of overwhelming emptiness.”
Jane Austen: “Jerry Maguire presents itself as a rather curious study of manners and morals amidst the mercenary world of sports management. Mr. Cruise, in the role of the eponymous hero, embarks upon a journey of moral and romantic enlightenment that is fraught with as many perils as any of my heroines have faced in their quest for matrimonial bliss. The discourse on money and moral integrity might well have been lifted from one of my own drawing-room conversations, though I confess, the inclusion of American football does add a rather novel twist. One can't help but admire the film's attempt to marry the sensibilities of a bygone era with the brash realities of modern life, even if the execution is as uneven as a country dance performed by novices.”
Abraham Lincoln: “In the grand theater of Jerry Maguire, we are presented with a spectacle that speaks to the better angels of our nature, yet wrestles with the demons of our basest desires. In the titular role, Tom Cruise exhibits a fervor reminiscent of a young nation striving towards the light of liberty, embattled yet unbowed. Renée Zellweger, as the gentle and steadfast Dorothy Boyd, brings forth a luminosity that could guide a weary traveler through the darkest night. Cuba Gooding Jr., embodying the spirited Rod Tidwell, serves as a testament to the enduring pursuit of recognition and respect, principles upon which our great Republic stands firm. And Regina King, in her portrayal of Marcee Tidwell, displays a fortitude and grace that echoes the resolve of a nation undeterred by strife or sorrow. Together, they form a union of performances that, like our cherished Union, is stronger for its diversity and depth of character.”
Cleopatra: “In the grand bazaar of cinematic treasures, Jerry Maguire is a jewel of considerable luster. As the eponymous scribe turned gladiator of the arena of sports, Tom Cruise displays a charisma that could rival the allure of the Nile. Renée Zellweger, with eyes as deep as the pyramids are ancient, brings a warmth to her role that could coax the sun itself closer to Earth. Cuba Gooding Jr.’s spirited declaration for compensation is as bold as my own demands to Rome, while Regina King stands as the pharaoh among queens, her strength and dignity a beacon across the sands of time. Together, they weave a tale as captivating as the stars over Giza.”
Julius Caesar: “Upon the stage of Jerry Maguire, a drama worthy of the Roman pantheon unfolds. In the role of a modern-day legionnaire, Tom Cruise battles not against barbarians but against the more insidious foes of greed and complacency. Renée Zellweger, a vestal virgin of virtue, brings a purity of heart that shines like the light of Vesta. Cuba Gooding Jr., with the valor of Mars, demands his due with a fervor that would rally the legions, while Regina King, in her stoic grace, could stand beside Minerva herself. This cinematic conquest is one for the ages, a triumph that echoes the glory of Rome.”
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